Английский язык, государственный экзамен
#35
Отправлено 06 марта 2007 - 23:47
#36
Отправлено 07 марта 2007 - 09:01
Прямая ссылка на файл: http://www.ekk.edu.e...for_writing.pdf
Кому-то нужны шаблоны писем и эссе/репорт?
Сообщение изменено: study.ee (08 марта 2007 - 06:32 )
#40
Отправлено 18 марта 2007 - 00:04
I understand that the demografic situation in the UK is getting worse and worse and that is why we are having so many polish bastards walking down the streets. But that is not, what I am going to write You about.
You see, i was fucking bored and became really bewildered, when my gaze fell upon a coach trip advertisment in the newspaper, while jerking off at the Anita's Blond 7th size tits. The same day I ran to book myself a seat in this amazing coach with the big-titted stewardess.
I felt pretty happy, having a ticket in my pocket the next day. I must admit, i was about to cum. But nevertheless, the coach didn't come. It was 8.30, but there was no fucking coach? although i arrived 10 minutes earlier. I was fucking enraged, because Your stupid coach arrived only at 9 hundred a.m! And instead of gazing on You stewardess's breast, i had to look at those turkish faces at the bus station.
Next, I thought i'd shit my pants, when i saw the polish bastard driving the coach. I always knew, those assholes can't read road signs, but that, what that bastard was doing - was something terrifying. The asshole doesn't know we drive on left in the UK!!! And i do not even mention the speed, that was far above the the speed limit. I advise you to contact the immigration service Yourself, before I do that personally. Besides, the stewardess had little tits and had the appearence of some 16 year old bitch from Eastern Europe.
Holy shit! That was all, that i've told my self when we arrived in this hole in the afternoon. The shops were closed, and i could not buy myslef a new edition of Hustler magazine. And this was supposed to be a very special edition with DVD, You know. Poor me.
On our trip homewards, the coach broke down. It just fucking broke down on the highway. I propose You sell this coach to some ex-Soviet state for 3 times the cost and by a new one. And hire a decent stewardess. That bitch refused to give me a blow-job.
Having read my letter, You should understand, that I am utterly dissapointed and therefore, I require a transfer of 10 mln british pounds to my bank account. Just to somehow ease the pain caused by Your company. In case the transfer of the above-mentioned sum is not possible, i ask You to refund the money spent on the trip, in the amount of 9.50 pounds.
I am looking forward to Your reply,
WBR,
IP Unnumbered
NB! Please apologize for any mistakes in the letter, for I am no native English speaker.
Сообщение изменено: IP Unnumbered (18 марта 2007 - 00:27 )
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#41
Отправлено 19 марта 2007 - 09:51
Dear Sir/Madam,
I understand that the demografic situation in the UK is getting worse and worse and that is why we are having so many polish bastards walking down the streets. But that is not, what I am going to write You about.
You see, i was fucking bored and became really bewildered, when my gaze fell upon a coach trip advertisment in the newspaper, while jerking off at the Anita's Blond 7th size tits. The same day I ran to book myself a seat in this amazing coach with the big-titted stewardess.
I felt pretty happy, having a ticket in my pocket the next day. I must admit, i was about to cum. But nevertheless, the coach didn't come. It was 8.30, but there was no fucking coach? although i arrived 10 minutes earlier. I was fucking enraged, because Your stupid coach arrived only at 9 hundred a.m! And instead of gazing on You stewardess's breast, i had to look at those turkish faces at the bus station.
Next, I thought i'd shit my pants, when i saw the polish bastard driving the coach. I always knew, those assholes can't read road signs, but that, what that bastard was doing - was something terrifying. The asshole doesn't know we drive on left in the UK!!! And i do not even mention the speed, that was far above the the speed limit. I advise you to contact the immigration service Yourself, before I do that personally. Besides, the stewardess had little tits and had the appearence of some 16 year old bitch from Eastern Europe.
Holy shit! That was all, that i've told my self when we arrived in this hole in the afternoon. The shops were closed, and i could not buy myslef a new edition of Hustler magazine. And this was supposed to be a very special edition with DVD, You know. Poor me.
On our trip homewards, the coach broke down. It just fucking broke down on the highway. I propose You sell this coach to some ex-Soviet state for 3 times the cost and by a new one. And hire a decent stewardess. That bitch refused to give me a blow-job.
Having read my letter, You should understand, that I am utterly dissapointed and therefore, I require a transfer of 10 mln british pounds to my bank account. Just to somehow ease the pain caused by Your company. In case the transfer of the above-mentioned sum is not possible, i ask You to refund the money spent on the trip, in the amount of 9.50 pounds.
I am looking forward to Your reply,
WBR,
IP Unnumbered
NB! Please apologize for any mistakes in the letter, for I am no native English speaker.
Количество слов в письме и репорте не должно быть больше 150 слов.
#43
Отправлено 06 апреля 2007 - 11:43
Пасиба пасиба. Сортир и английский, суть понял, но как пример к теме не связывается чё-то.Sanja, реально.
док-ва:
ты хочешь в пописать => идешь в сортир
ты хочешь сдать экзамен => берешь учебник и учишь
вопрос в том, сможешь ли поднять зад и посадить его за стол с учебниками и только
у меня было 78б, до экзамена учил на курсах
Интересно, кто-то на 100 сдаввал?
#46
Отправлено 07 апреля 2007 - 12:37
на устной тоже 20 получила. Притом так волновалась, ляпала какую-то чушь))) тема хорошая досталась - про театр))) ну я и понеслась в глубины рассуждений)
Ты можешь от меня уйти
А можешь вещь одну понять
Я не подарок... твайумать!
#49
Отправлено 07 апреля 2007 - 15:10
не согласен...для меня лично достаточно знать общие правила..остальное там-дело логики и интуиции..эстонский в этом смысле более мудрёный, где в правилу подчиняется 90% языка- отсальное исключения, которые якобы подтверждают правилаАнглийский "тупой" язык, тут только учить и зубрить.
#56
Отправлено 08 апреля 2007 - 18:07
Кстати, если кто не знает - http://www.ekk.edu.e...amid/index.html - щелкаете по году и по предмету. Экзамены за прошлые годы
А может это отношение не к языку, а к нации?Не, я не считаю эстонский за язык по другой причине - потому что на нём говорит только миллион человек из 6, 5 миллиардов. Так, диалект какой-то
#58
Отправлено 15 апреля 2007 - 16:41
Несколько ссылок на как на адаптированные, так и “authentic” материалы для изучающих английский.
http://www.study.ee/...iew.php?id=11#3
#59
Отправлено 16 апреля 2007 - 14:38
Смешные вещи говорите, друзья. Поставить глагол в нужное время и кое-где артикль - просто афигеть какая ЛОГИКА! Правила в том то и дело УЧИТЬ, тут все учить надо, по 20 значений в слове - поэтому тупой язык, небогатый, это я имел в виду.
Сообщение изменено: Sanja (16 апреля 2007 - 14:40 )