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#1 Punsher


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Отправлено 18 Сентябрь 2010 - 12:40

Здесь я привожу некоторые выдержки о том, что люди думают, говорят и пишут о деньгах.
некоторые истории мне показались смешными, другие грустными.
в любом случае все они имеют прямое отношение к сегодняшней жизни и может быть... точнее я на 100% уверен, что кого-то из вас точно также посещала одна мысль - где мне взять ДЕНЕГ???

Jimoh Ahmed Adetunji said,

January 27, 2010 at 23:45

Iam from Nigeria and I am one of the tanlented youths that is living in poverty please send me confirm and Authentic Master credit card with the amount i can use sustain my life coz I am finding it deficult with my education and i have nobody to help me please save my life coz with out money I will drop out of school please I need this urgently

kieran palmer said,

August 5, 2009 at 08:04

please i am begging you….i am on a training camp….and i need a credit card to buy the kit online….please, when i get older and i am a professional footballer, i wil send you a 1/3 portion of my paycheck.

Cheers!! :)

Frank said,

September 6, 2009 at 22:11

Hey, I was in Vegas, partied hard, drank hard and gambled very hard, woke up this morning married to a green two-headed woman, I need $200k for a divorce. Please send me a creditcard number to cover that (ASAP).

Exiled sultan said,

February 6, 2009 at 14:45

I am Abu Dahil, a rich son of a sultan. However, my father’s enemies had him thrown out of rule, so now I am on the run. My father’s accountant told me that I needed 2,000 dollars to access my father’s massive bank account, so I need a working credit card. You can have 20% of the share. Please send me some working credit card numbers.

That would be funny. Can’t believe people use hilarious excuses like feeding babies. Oh, and note the Yes Man reference.

John Owusu said,

January 12, 2009 at 09:28

Hi Sir,

I’m a poor boy from Africa with Six children to a single family.
Actualy my family is broken apart and because of that all my sisters are at home.That’s they couldn’t complete their education because porverty.Please read this mail and send me CC number with some enougth money and thatit’s valid password so that I can assist my family,more espercialy my sisters education.I hope you will turn this down and you let me hear from you. Thanks alot!!!


rakhan said,

June 7, 2009 at 06:59

hello! are you wery good?
please give me crrect credit carts, i work hard (m a prosutututute) and i will offer my servces to u too if u do give me moneyfull credit card. ı work hard, please give me or i will commit suisaed.

Bob Saget said,

June 9, 2009 at 15:39

Hi, i have been in terrible physique ever since i fell down a flight of stairs into my 80 litre jar of cheese whiz, i could not breathe and i turned purple, the problem was one of the chemicals in thecheese whiz i was allergic to and there for my face never returned to its normal state… my dog had to lick me out.
I know that this is a hard to believe story but trust me i need the money so i can get a face change… like michael jackson

if you believe me .. give me money … and i will blow you.

naggers said,

October 7, 2008 at 17:48

credit cards are lame, i just keep my thousands of dollars under my matress like normal people should!!

Jovanhovan said,

June 25, 2008 at 14:16

Hello mister,
I am a fantic plazer of the best world game World of Warcraft, I play it so I don’t have to talk to people, I am homophobic, thats right I am afraid of people and can only talk to them if I see them as fantasy creatures. So anyway, please give me a credit card with lots of money so I can pay subscription fee, I got no money because my parents went to a business trip to Japan and they never came back

Romeyo said,

February 23, 2008 at 02:01


I used a generated card from this site to buy a condom but it didn’t work (the condom I mean). Now I can’t sue the company cause I can’t prove that I paid for it. What’ll do I do with this baby? His mother left him in the trunk of my car. Can I send it to you?

richard said,

February 8, 2007 at 14:45

Am richard please i need your help i want to drive hunger from the people living around me cos there ar many children which aredieing of hunger in my community so i need to help them pls i need a complete credit card with all the information of the card complete cos i need to supply food for this children cos they are the leaders of tommorow

drugdealer said,

Keaton Rondelli said,

March 19, 2009 at 08:44

hello there, my name is keaton, i want to add one of my stories on here, maybe you will give me a credit card, oh wait, i dont want one because that is fucking stupid, dude, i got into a lot of shit from faking credit card numbers, po po can search your ip adress on you computer, anyways send me a gift card for itunes, that would be rad, or just a lot of cash, im not going to stop hunger or help anyone really, just get some weed for my and my friends, and stop our hunger with that money to get some taco bell. i just want music and money for, drugs, food, drugs, blunt papers, drugs, alchohol, drugs, and a birthday cake… and some drugs would be nice. everyone else has a sad story of why they need money. i dont really have one…. but this one time when i was younger i got to meet one of the power rangers, i asked him if i could be the green one and he told me i would have to do a special job for him first, i about said ok right before he was arrested in the middle of toys r us. he was sent to prison for charges of molestation and shit like that, damn he was a petofile, how lame. im still not the green ranger. true story, funny as shit, but then i started smoking weed and it all seems clear now, im going to be the green ranger someday, with a costume with a big ganj leaf on the front, and i will beat my enemies by blowing large clouds of bud smoke at them getting them high in a daze and robbing them for drugs, munch money, porn, and drugs… or you could put that on hold and send me drugs, or just some cash,or an itunes card so i can get some music man, or you know…… drugs……

January 29, 2007 at 01:58

i’m a local drug dealer from the projects near you. I need to pay 13,500 USD within 2 days or they gun me down. PLEASE HELP! if you give me money ill shoot anyone you want!

P.S.: Could you also write a fake “NAME” and “ADRESS” generator?

any hot studs in here holla at me! BLOODZ4EVER


March 19, 2009 at 17:19



Sadiq said,

April 12, 2009 at 13:15

hello… my name Sadiq.. i live in Ghana in west africa…even i am crying when i am writing this lettre. if i spell wrong,sorry. i stop education..i am poor very!! i have osgood schlatter disease on below the knee..it painfull very! i beg you please to send me credit card namber so that i can buy oscon drug and a knee pad and also or you buy drug and send to my email i make today. it diqy123@hotmail.com as for my education, i work hard on the street for that and get money for education. if you help me God will bless you much very.

bye bye bye..
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